In what could be described as the most dramatic plot twist not actually scripted for the big screen, Paramount Pictures has abruptly canceled its $400 million movie deal with none other than Robert De Niro. The reason, whispered loudly in every corner of Hollywood? “He’s like a baby,” sources say, painting a picture of the esteemed actor that’s more temper tantrum than Taxi Driver.

This bombshell decision has sent shockwaves through the industry, with Paramount executives reportedly at their wit’s end with De Niro’s demands. According to insiders, the project, shrouded in secrecy but rumored to be a cinematic masterpiece in the making, came to a grinding halt when De Niro insisted that his trailer be stocked daily with rare, imported baby formula—a nod, perhaps, to his method acting prowess or simply a luxury befitting Hollywood royalty.

The fallout from this debacle is as juicy as a season finale cliffhanger. “We’ve dealt with divas, but De Niro has taken it to a whole new level,” a Paramount insider lamented. “It’s like dealing with a toddler who wants his bottle, except this toddler can demand $400 million projects to play in.”

The cancellation is a bold move by Paramount, signaling a seismic shift in the balance of power between studios and their A-list stars. “Gone are the days when actors could behave like spoiled children and still expect the red carpet treatment,” declared the studio in a statement as veiled as the plot of the now-axed film.

De Niro, for his part, has remained tight-lipped, offering only a cryptic smile to paparazzi, as if to say, “You talkin’ to me?” about the rumors swirling around his latest diva behavior. Meanwhile, Hollywood’s elite are buzzing, wondering if this is the beginning of the end for the era of extravagant actor demands.