In a bold and entirely unsurprising move, actress and political activist Alyssa Milano has decided to sell her properties in red states and relocate to the welcoming arms of a blue state. Known for her outspoken advocacy for progressive policies, Milano’s latest real estate transactions are the subject of both admiration and, of course, playful ridicule.

Sources close to the situation claim Milano, who has been vocal about her disdain for conservative policies, could no longer tolerate the red state lifestyle. Her properties, scattered in states known for their “conservative values” and “lack of progressive nuance,” are now up for sale, making way for the next lucky buyer who is likely to enjoy them in blissful ignorance of her political influence.

Alyssa’s decision has been met with an outpouring of support from like-minded individuals who believe that every blue-state home needs an advocate like her—someone who will champion climate change reforms while perfectly controlling the temperature of her eco-friendly thermostat. And, of course, her well-established commitment to social justice will undoubtedly create ripples in the neighborhoods she’s bound to grace with her presence.

On the flip side, some commentators have questioned whether Milano’s decision to move was influenced by more than just political beliefs. Perhaps, it’s the allure of avocado toast brunches, boutique coffee shops that charge $7 for a latte, and streets lined with rainbow flags that made her realize she could no longer live in a state where she might accidentally hear the phrase “tax cuts” without breaking into a cold sweat.

Not one to shy away from controversy, Alyssa has made it clear that her relocation is a statement—though whether it’s a statement about her commitment to progressive values or just the fact that she really loves living in a city where everyone agrees with her, remains unclear. Regardless, it’s clear that her move will undoubtedly inspire a whole new generation of actors, influencers, and social media warriors to reconsider their zip codes.

So, as Alyssa Milano packs her things, ready to leave behind the land of gun rights, low taxes, and unrestrained free speech, we can all look forward to what she’ll do next. Will she host a “Welcome to Blue State” brunch for her followers? Will she lead a protest against the idea of living in places with less access to Whole Foods? Only time will tell.