Jerry Seinfeld Cuts Ties with ABC: “Why Stay On a Sinking Ship?”
Jerry Seinfeld has reportedly cut all ties with ABC after witnessing what he calls “The most shameful debate in US history.” “I’m never working there again,” said…
Breaking News: Clint Eastwood’s “Non-Woke Actors’ Alliance” Officially Boycotts ABC: “They Lost a Lot of Talent”.
In a bold and unexpected move, legendary actor and director Clint Eastwood has announced that his recently formed “Non-Woke Actors’ Alliance” is officially boycotting ABC, sending shockwaves…
Breaking News : Megan Rapinoe Leaves America, Vows Never to Return “I’m Out of Here”.
In a move that has reverberated across the sports and social justice landscape, Megan Rapinoe, the iconic U.S. Women’s National Soccer Team (USWNT) player, has made a…
Breaking: Kid Rock Refuses to Do a Collaborative Tour with Taylor Swift, “We Need More Toby Keiths and Fewer Taylor Swifts”
In a music industry that’s often rife with surprising alliances and genre-crossing collaborations, the idea of a joint tour between Kid Rock and Taylor Swift might have…
Roseanne Barr to Star in Kevin Costner’s $500 Million ‘Non-Woke’ Movie.
In a collaboration that is set to make waves in Hollywood, Kevin Costner has selected Roseanne Barr as the leading actress for his ambitious $500 million “non-woke”…
Breaking: Kid Rock’s Tribute to Toby Keith Breaks Records, Outshining Taylor Swift’s Largest Show Yet.
In a monumental moment for the world of music, Kid Rock’s tribute to country icon Toby Keith has shattered records and captivated audiences worldwide. The electrifying performance,…
Elon Musk Sponsors Anti-Woke Show With Tucker Carlson: “We Need More Journalists Like Tucker, Less Rachel!”
In a surprising but somehow inevitable turn of events, tech mogul Elon Musk has announced plans to fund a brand new anti-woke show starring none other than…
Breaking: Beyoncé, The Dress-up Clown, Has Announced Her Retirement from Country Music Following a Lackluster Reception to Her Album ‘Cowboy Carter.’
In a surprising turn of events, Beyoncé has announced her departure from the country music scene following the underwhelming reception of her latest album, “Cowboy Carter.” The…
Shocking News: What was ABC’s final decision on David Muir and Linsey Davis after heated debate.
In a move that shocked exactly zero people on Twitter but left the world of broadcast journalism reeling, ABC News has reportedly fired debate moderators David Muir…
Breaking News: ABC officially confirms not renewing contracts with Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg after controversial incident.
In a shocking turn of events, ABC has αππουnced that it will not be renewing the contracts of long-time “The View” co-hosts Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg….